(Here are some examples of what not to do)

MY SOMEWHAT SPOILERFUL REVIEW OF The Adventures of Huck Finn, by Mark Twain

Reviewed by Lauren Schmidt 1/6/06

This book is so brilliant. It's about Huck's adventures with Jim, who is a slave. A bit into the book, Jim escapes and the two of them spend a lot of the book floating down the river on a raft. I won't tell you about anything that happens more than halfway through the book, though. But you should read it.

MY VERY SPOILERFUL REVIEW OF Hamlet, by William Shakespeare

Reviewed by Lauren Schmidt 1/6/06

This book is totally full of cliches, and by the end, everyone dies.